Artie Lange Stabs Himself (listen... Today on his radio show a shocked Howard Stern discussed Artie Lange and the story that was leaked to the New York Post Page 6 about how he stabbed himself. Stern was disgusted that someone would even leak the story in the first place but decided that since everyone was already talking about it, he might as well bring it up. But the shock jock had an incredibly hard time reading the Page 6 story and couldn't even read the entire paragraph.Eventually Howard Stern went on to discuss Artie Lange and how talented he thought he was and how he fit himself so well into the show. At one point, Stern interrupted himself saying, "I don't want this to sound like a eulogy." Listen to the... Tiger Had Gay Sex! Mariah Gave A Drunken Speech! Artie Lange Stabs Himself Nine Times! *The ex girl-toy shopping a book in which she claims Tiger doesn't care WHAT hole he puts it in? *MARIAH's woozy speech at the Palm Springs ... HOWARD STERN'S Artie Lange Stabs Himself 9 Times Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post. ...